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'Jumped on trampoline, bruised penis': House sitter's note provides tmi →

They wrote: “I’m sure he was trolling us. He’s the kind of person I trust to watch over my house and my dogs while we’re out of town.”

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Flight Attendant Warns Travelers To Flush Their Drugs Before Landing →

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Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber: report →

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Richard Nixon Asked a Reporter to Watch Panda Sex →

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Priest says demon is sending him hate texts after girl's exorcism went wrong →

Rajchel’s response, however, was that he had prayed for her and sent back another text message, getting the message in return: “Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”

He added: “Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help.”

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Russians regain control over gecko sex satellite →

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Rob Ford can’t resist clowning around at children’s playground opening

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Sarah Palin to launch her own news channel →

The new Sarah Palin Channel will cost viewers $9.95 a month, or $99.95 for a year. Active military personnel can subscribe free of charge.

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